Saturday, July 17, 2010

Love & Romance According To Every Women's Magazines.

Every issue of every woman’s magazine has an expansive new list of love-making secrets. How is that possible? Do women’s magazine editors reshape their genitals every 30 days? Are there really so many fucking discoveries being made that you can tell us 50 new stunts to perform on one each month?

I always thought I had the qualities to be a great women’s magazine editor. I’m constantly listing things your vaginas should do. I’m morally reprehensible and judgmental. Plus check out this sex advice: There’s only one g-spot and it moves from woman to woman. It’s invisible to science and the only thing you can be sure of is that it’s never in the woman you’re digging around in.

Romance is a source of mystery for most men. You try to open the door for a woman and she tells you she’s not coming into the men’s room. You spell her name in rose petals and she spells your name on a restraining order. Romance is confusing!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

See You Again In 2014

Well, the 2010 World Cup is officially over.

Went to see the final match in Bangsar Street Party.

The party was damn happening!

And my god, the vuvuzelas are really fu*king annoying.

Yes, yes, Spain won.

But Holland really gave one hell of a fight.

Literally.

Kungfu tackles and flying kicks all around.

Lots of girls, lots of guys.

Mostly Spain supporters.

Some of the girls painted their faces and other parts of their bodies with England flag.

Come on la, stop embarrassing yourselves.

Me? Dont really care who won.

Germany already out.

But 3rd place is ok la kan.

At least tak kena rogol macam Argentina.

Its finally over.

Have to wait another 4 years to re-experience all this again.

But at least we have Euro 2012, a.k.a Pre-World Cup.

I wonder if Paul The Octopus is still alive during the next World Cup.


See you again in 2014!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Proton EMAS

Last night i went to Proton's 25th Anniversary Gala Dinner at KL Convention Centre. Dont care about the dinner, dont really care about the new-facelifted Exora, Persona and Saga.

This is what i came for.

The Proton EMAS Concept Car

Eco Mobility Advance Solution (EMAS)

LED Headlights!

"Dropping Horizon" Window!

F1-style Gear! Touchscreen LCD controls with GPS!

Thumbs up for Proton!

Thursday, July 8, 2010