Monday, June 21, 2010

Quiet Time

I'm having a writer's block syndrome now.

Will write again sometime soon.



If i feel like it.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Suits

For Frankie, who just bought a new suit for a very special occasion :D



Enjoy.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Caffeine Addict

I love coffee.

The smell, the taste, the energy.

Coffee was my Energizer, my Duracell, my Eveready. Drank it everyday, in the morning, in the evening and before i went to sleep.

Yes, im addicted to coffee. Perhaps too much.

I was challenged sometime ago to cut down my daily coffee intake and see for myself how i would cope with the withdrawal effects. After some thought, i wanted to give it a try.

I stopped drinking coffee on Monday. And that Monday sucked unlike any other Monday. On Tuesday i tried to continue, but ultimately failed. I just cant stop.

Oh what the hell, coffee is great!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Motion Gaming

In 2006, Nintendo introduced the world to Wii, its seventh-generation, brand new console. It doesnt have the best graphics or HD display, but it does offer the world's first Motion Gaming experience.

Also, a set of controllers that doesnt look conventional.


Of course, the Sony and Microsoft fanboys came up with millions of joke for the Wii. After Wii sold more than XBOX360 and PS3 combined, they finally shut up and acknowledge the true appeal of Wii.



4 years later, Sony introduced Playstation Move.

And it looked like this;

What the hell?



Microsoft also wanted to get into motion gaming, but they didnt want a motion controller. They aim for controllerless controller. They named it Microsoft Kinect.

and this is the result;



Really?

2010 World 'Battle Of The Sexes' Cup

Aahh yes... another World Cup. And that means:

1. Another Battle Of The Sexes will take place. Of course, this is where lots of men talk about football and lots of women are annoyed. Fire away.

2. Suddenly there's a group of female "football fanatics". They only emerged once in 4 years. Suspiciously, these "fanatics" only know the names of players from a certain English Football Club.

3. Malaysian women will always root for England. Or Spain, Italy etc etc. Not a single one will claim she's a Cameroon or Nigeria fan. You already know why.

4. This is the time women will complain extensively about attention, responsibility and whatever the hell they complain about. Just watch any talk show where women collectively whine about their lives and surely the topic of World Cup will come up.

5. Men will be accused of spending too much time in front of the TV. But apparently the same situation isn't applied when women stared at the TV everyday when Akademi Fantasial is on.

6. Women ridicule men for watching 22 other men chasing a ball. Well, if its up to us, we can watch this instead;


Lets just get along, shall we?

Thursday, June 10, 2010

From A Former Colony


Thanks Rambina Hasina!



Now where's my souvenir from Dubai?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Gasing

Yesterday i went trekking at Bukit Gasing.

It was an easy one, lots of walking with some minor climbing.

Weirdly enough, a lot of people didn't know there was a hiking/trekking trail in Bukit Gasing.

Actually, there are 4 trails. Just pick one. Or you can always do all four!

I followed two trails and completed my journey in just one hour and half a small bottle of 100 Plus.

Yes, it's that easy.

Refreshing air, shouting monkeys and the smell of leaves.

Love it so much.

There's an observation tower on the summit. You can see part of PJ from up there.

Also, there's a suspension bridge. Reminds me of Taman Negara.

Next trip: Bukit Ketumbar anyone?

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Result

Its been almost 4 months.

After THIS, THIS and THIS, i got this;


Not bad, huh?

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Review - Lagenda Budak Setan Nirrojim

Last night i went to see this movie with Mala and Frankie with Taqif. Thanks to Mala for her free tickets. We had some Carl's Jr, and off we go into the cinema.

Im not gonna beat around the bush, lets just get to the points;
  • i puked.
  • 5 minutes in and im already feeling homicidal.
  • there's no plot.
  • the lovey-dovey scenes were nauseating.
  • apparently University of Nottingham is filled with Malay people with ONE Indian lecturer.
  • also, a case study for a photography student will take ONE YEAR to complete.
  • that same photography student doesn't even know the correct photography terms.
  • the same student again brings only ONE BACKPACK to his one-year long study trip.
  • Every male student is gay and all female students are sluts.
  • This movie's soundtrack consists of exactly ONE song, which is played over and over again every 10 minutes.
  • People with severe heart complications are also pretentious and stupid.
  • Aside from the face, apparently a plastic surgery can also change the way people walk, but not their taste in music.
  • During the scene when someone is about to deliver a baby, close your eyes. The combination of the female breathing and the doctor's weird-ass words will make u think of Japanese tentacle porn.
  • All business owners are young, slutty girls.
  • Women over the age of 40 loves to hysterically howl like a retarded banshee without any reason whatsoever.


But of course, not everything is bad. Here's a good thing about this movie;


Que Haidar is excellent as Azmi, the third wheel and also a wife-beater. Kudos to him.


Apparently this movie is PART ONE. But the lead female already died in the end, so here's my suggestion to the director for the second part.

  • The lead female rose from the grave as a zombie.
  • It also wields a batu nisan as a weapon.
  • Lots of explosions.
  • Interstellar robots from the future.
  • Cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • The zombie later fornicates with a cyborg ninja and live happily ever after.
Now THAT's awesome.

Of course, you can always read THIS REVIEW instead.